One of the most deadly chemicals is one that very few people know about. This chemical is known as dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO). It infiltrates our daily lives without our knowledge, but the government has done nothing to regulate it. In several incidents, it has been seen coming out of our water faucets and showers. This chemical was also used by the most evil people in the world, as well as top criminals. It is also commonly found in major bodies of water, including reservoirs! The chemical is so volatile that less than a teaspoon can be deadly. In its gaseous form, it causes serioss burns if misused. Don't be the next victim of DHMO! Act now to keep you and your family safe. If you don't, you may be the next victim!
-Bob Smith, a scientist